The Federation of Great Moolahnd is a large, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 50 million Great Moolahndians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.7%.

The very strong Great Moolahndian economy, worth 3.77 trillion Moolahs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Average income is 75,385 Moolahs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 229,388 per year while the poor average 19,234, a ratio of 11.9 to 1.

Internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase, the Great Moolahndian Tourism Bureau has described the abolition of coastal defences as a "kick to the groyne", census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, and public nudity is compulsory. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Great Moolahnd's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Great Moolahnd is ranked 191,597^th in the world and 549^th in Concord for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 320.89 on the Gilded Widget Scale.